Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Picture Doctor

So, around Christmas-timeish, I sent a full-length digital picture of myself to a healer guy my dad knows. He emailed me a spreadsheet of his analysis, and then my parents (being the super caring people they are) gave me the herbal formulas he'd recommended. Except the barley green, which was supposed to be available at Walmart. Well, I went to Walmart back then, and they didn't have it, so I checked a couple other places and eventually gave up on it as I was occupied with the herbologist at the same time. Then, yesterday, I called my dad about something unrelated, and he mentioned that the picture doctor had done a followup on my picture and discovered that I wasn't taking the barley green. Kinda spooky, since he really shouldn't be able to tell that from a picture, especially the same one. Anyway, I went to Walmart and actually asked somebody in their pharmacy, who said they didn't have it, but recommended that I check GNC. They didn't have it, but recommended that I check Harmons. They didn't have it, so I ended up coming home, where I checked Swanson online. I remember checking Swanson before, but they must have upgraded their search engine, because it came up with barley grass and I was able to order some. So, in the next few days, I should be able to take barley greens and see what that does for me. Pretty freaky, though! I hope he only uses his powers for good.

1 comment:

Peter and Andrea said...

So how are the barley greens going?